Maybe When Hell Freezes Over...

...will tammy ever have the opportunity to spank my ass! 

That's my retort to some of the comments and suggestions I've received from some management and staff members of UCTMW.  Even though the media empire is closed for vacation, they still seem to keep any sexually-related operations going just fine.  It helps to be so well diversified I suppose. 

Now that we've made that clear, we can move on to some more serious negotiations regarding tomorrow night's Broncos-Patriots game. 

I'm still waiting to hear from Jay this afternoon so we can briefly discuss our "final offer."  We're perfectly happy with seeing the Western Correspondent's (WC) ass on the line on this one.  After all, he is UCTMW's  official representative of their Western Division with headquarters in the Mile High City.  I couldn't think of a more representative pair of cheeks to be swatted should the donkeys end up on the ass end of this wager.

Over here at All Mine, we only have a few pairs of buttocks to offer up.  I could take the easy way out and make tammy's tush available. but that wouldn't be very honorable (at least not this time).  Right now, the way I look at it, if the WC is willing to take one for the UCTMW team, then why shouldn't Jay?  Might be fun to know that one of these two otherwise dom macho types will be finding their way over someone's lap after "The Game."

Stay tuned.  I'll keep you updated.